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Accoutrements Bacon Lip Balm

3.3
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Description

  • Heals Dry And Cracked Lips
  • Bacon Fresh
  • Wonderful Bacon Smell

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Customer Reviews

Great gag gift I bought this as a gag gift and it was great for that except I won it back in the Christmas exchange. It does not taste super great so wouldn't recommend it as your daily chapstick, but it is funny. 3Wife Repellent Wife was constantly kissing me while I was playing xbox. Now I no longer have this issue. It repels her nicely. 5Great for keeping away unwanted suitors Why didn't I read and head the reviews before paying too much for lip balm?? I was blinded by the bacon. Purchased for my daughter a bacon lover it is AWEFUL!! Someone said it had a chemical taste this is true. my daughter though it was like ambsol. Once you have put it on you CANT get rid of the horrible taste/smell. I only put it on my hand and had to go scrub it off. Also big warning it says that once open it is only good for 6 months so not like you can keep it around for april fools or to terrorize your friends with year after year. Right now my daughter chases my son around trying to put this aweful stuff on him. its being used as a weapon. If you hate your significant other or want them to stop bothering you then this is for you. Put some on and I am sure that will repel them for the night. 1I Smell Bacon! This was a gift for my husband who when I say he loves bacon, that's a huge understatement. So when I saw this product, I knew it would be a perfect gag gift that he would actually use. It really does smell like bacon! 5Really tastes like bacon! The good news is, this really and truly tastes just like bacon. The fact that it s a lip balm though is just hard to get past and while a great novelty gift for a bacon lover, I don t actually recommend. You aren t going to keep using it. 2Smells like death. Doesn't smell like bacon. I bought this as a novelty gift for my husband, not expecting it to get much use. If I were to get this as a gift, I would have thrown it away as soon as I took the cap off. Warning - this may get a little gross... The smell is something that someone who took an Anatomy class with lab would recognize. When you walk into an anatomy lab with cadavers there is certain smell that doesn't leave your sinuses for days and if you're ever curious what anatomy lab smells like, pop the cap on this lip balm and take a whiff. I would not have called this Bacon Lip Balm but (no disrespect to the dead) Cadaver lip balm. Yucky, yucky, gross. My eyes are just crossing thinking about it. 1Don't buy it for the flavor I bought this bacon lip balm as a serious stocking stuffer for my partner, who loves bacon as much as I do. The smell is right, but man the flavor is way off. He doesn't use it for anything but a desk curiosity now. 2Gross.......but Funny! If you want a disgusting gag gift, this is for you! Nobody in their right mind would use this nasty smelling stuff! I had a good laugh during our White Elephant gift exchange though! 3The Gift That Returns Smiles From Those Who Use It. This was a surprise gift for a co-worker who loves bacon. I did not think he would actually use it, but he does and smiles when he is using it. Who would have ever thought of making Bacon Lip Balm? It is the perfect gift for bacon lovers who want their bacon throughout the day. 5Tastes So Bad Even My 11-Year-Old Gagged Three stars because it is what is: Bacon lip balm. It's just that it really smells like dog food and feet and my son said it tastes horrendous (he's 11). But whatever, it was a gag gift anyway, so it served its purpose in that regard. 3
Accoutrements Bacon Lip Balm

Accoutrements Bacon Lip Balm

3.3
Error You can't add more than 500 quantity.
Regular price
CA$ 48.00
Sale price
CA$ 48.00
Regular price
CA$ 78.00
Sold out
Unit price
per 
Save 38% (CA$ 30.00)